In Case Of Over Excitment

Getting hot fresh food is exciting. But for some it can be too much to handle. Leading to heavy breathing,lightheadedness and, in a few cases, fainting. If you feel you're getting much too excited here's what to do: Quicklyremove the contents of a Burger King bag hold it up to your mouth and slowly breath in and out in and out. once you've calmed down, put down the bag (and the contents) finish your meal and try concentrating on other things like sleeping kittens, think of someone you like, soft music, a slow flowing stream etc.

Right to fries

You have a right to dip some fries in kechup, mustard,vanilla shake, chocolete shake etc. if that turns on you. you have the right to stuff them is your sandwich or stack them ilke the boy hood home of Abe Lincon you have the right to have the fries your way even if that means eating them like a normal human being. you ca put them in you pocket and save them for later or stuff them all in you mouth at the same time and get a soar throught swallowing them you can eat them in band and get the inside of you insterment worn away slowly or you do not even have to eat fries.

sorry

[with all due apologies][intro - slow]A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the sessions used to make me cry,And I knew that if I tried that I could bilk the raw meat dry and maybe I'd be happy for a while.But deep within me I would quiverWith every audit I'd deliver,Bad news in the folderMy faith was growing colder.I don't remember if I criedWhen I realized that Hubbard lied,But my eyes were opened wideThe day my meter died.So bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.[faster]Did they put you on the cans, did you read History of Man, disconnected from your Mom?Do you believe the story whole, did Xenu damn your mortal soul and blow it into BTs with a bomb?Well, I know that you said Ron's a clown cause they pushed you into Int. Rundown.And after I had left,you were RPF'd.I was a lonely teenage cult recruit who'd seen his master audit fruit but I knew I'd give them no more lootThe day my meter died.I was singing,Bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.Since then I've been on my own, spreading entheta alone, but that's not how it used to be.Illuminating thetan night, deep within my faith burned bright, in Ron and Scientology.Blowing BTs was my goal,With tech hallucinated whole,We'd follow Ron to HellImprisoned by his spell.And as we all got high on auditingSeeing DC8s with naked wingWe never doubted anythingThe day my meter died.I was singingBye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.Theeti-weeti violate the treaty, my PC folder's plenty meaty, blackmail secrets from the past.If I try to criticize they'll spread the dirt, they'll tell the lies, they'll sue me into silence real fast.They forced the IRS to cave,The courts to them CAN's records gave,The more the critics burnedThe more the lawyers earned.Miscavige, almighty bossCheering at each critic's lossNailed to Scieno-Satan crossThe day my meter died.We were singingBye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.Now here we are on ARS, Internet where more is less, subject to no-one's control.So come on, all join in and criticize, document, anonymize, send the leadership around the pole.As you're publicizing each abuse, you'reTightening the data noose.Members growing mad,As they realize they've been had.And as the tide of understanding continued to turn,Joking and degrading care of Howard Stern,The uninitiated began to learn,The day my meter died.We were singing,Bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.[outro - slow]I met a woman from Big Blue, and I asked her if she'd met Xenu, but she just sighed and turned away.I went down to the local org, it was as lively as a morgue, and the man there told me SPs couldn't stay.In the sea org children cried,Members blew and Lisa died.Legal depositionsDraining funds from missions.Celebrities they could not loseNicole Kidman and Tom CruiseLeft the cult and made the news,The day my meter died.And they were singing,Bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.Bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heck,Now that I can see it's all dreck.[Neddie Seagoon, © 2000]

How does Santa walk around if the elves are 1/3 of an inch?

Well Santa can walk around because he shrinks. he could just use his magic and shrink but he likes to make his elves work. He had them make him a door that shrinks him. Now my little bro asked me "Why are all the elves in movies half as tall as santa" well I will tell you now that they use real humans as elves. shocking isn't it.

Bagglers and Bagglers Procedure

Bagglers

Some fries are mavericks. Free spirits that slip over the cardboard wall and make for the bottm of the bag where they can plan their next move. These spud separatists are called bagglers and they're especially tasty. Maybe it's just because they're a little out of bounds. Life can be weird like that.


Official Baggler Procedure

French fries that have attempted to escape from their container only to strand themselves in the bottom of the bag. Bagglers are fair game. That first to open the bag and retrive the baggler gets to eat the baggler. Therefore, it is in one's intrest to be the keeper of the bag.

Help Finding My Posts

there is an Icon on the Right side of the skreen that will help you. one says January and one says December. the one from Decemberhas most of tho elf stuff.

How to annoy the most hard to annoy person.

k First while she or he is sleeping shave them bald and then put peanut butter on there head
then hide. When they wake up spash them with ice cold water and then say "ha your a peanut butter head" just for fun. After you run and hide again while they are in the shower flush the toilet repeadedly and every time say oops. After hiding again go to your friends house for the rest of your life and make lots of calls to your home to say that your comming home soon but do not after 2 years drive into he or she's house with a simi and then move across country to some big city. If that would not annoy them I have NO CLUE what would.

Do not try this if you are under 7893.6034 or by law you will be arrested
I am not liable for any injury that may happen while you might be doing this stupid thing.

Ice

Ice as we all know is melted snow so that about sums it up. Well we all know that ice is cold and it is in the north and south pole. Now you must be wondering if elves scate well yes and no.
You see elves do not skate they more just ride penguins that are skating. So no elves do not skate. now I am running out of stuff to say so that's what Ice is.

Warning!!!!!!!(?)

Hi you know how you put all your info online on that blog thing well that was not a good idea if some guy saw that and wanted to kidnap you they would just look for your last name in the phone book find your address and he would know where you lived. So I would suggest you take all that info off put something else in other than your real name etc. and not do it again.

What happens when you die?

What happens well I think after you die you can roam in the genral area were you died; that is wuy people have haunted houses people died in the house and are trying to get the person out of their territory. So if you live in a huanted house all you have to do is show that dead person who's boss. Tell them that they need to get a life somewhere else.