Rabies International Movie Film

Recently, I have been getting into the movie business. With a few of my friends in the "business", we have begun filming on the horror-comedy Rabies. When John Page gets bitten by a wild... thing one evening, he transports all around him straight into a hellish nightmare. Here are some of the highlights of the film so far:

• During an airplane ride to Guatemala, Page meets William Heckler, a FCAA (Federal Chinese Agency Administrator) from England. They realize that the "rabies" virus is worse than many believe.
• The following night, Page is attacked by a large, dirty, stinky, slimy, hairy creature. He wakes up completely drunk and with a terrible hangover.
• After Page recovers from the night before he heads to his front porch to do some thinking. On his porch he discovers he has super powers.
• Flying his way over to Cindy's house, he sees some action in the "west side". He rushes to the rescue of Heckler Williams, a member of the FCAA (Federal Communications Agency Administration).
• All of the sudden, he bites a poor citizen, Ontario Houston, and slowly removes his arm ... with his teeth! (http://tooth.com)
• In his struggle, Houston has a problem.
• Two FCAA (Federal Government Agency Bureau) officials show up along with Heckler Williams (who Page had previously rescued from the hoodlums on the "west side").
• They explain to Houston and Page that they both have "the Rabies". Houston complains because as far as he can tell, he doesn't have it yet. The FCAA officials haul them away and throw them in a dirty bathroom.

We don't want to give away the entire movie, but we gave away some of it above. Hope you can't wait! P.S. Not everything I just said is completely true. ;)

Monday.

Hey I think I am going to start doing this thing more often.

today started out like any school day. didn't want to get up ect. found out I could be done with my school next week hopefully. or elce the end of may. got braces may first (my birthday) and I play trumpet so it is hard. still getting used to them. Did my first ebay listing on ebay (selling).
didn't really do much today.


la la la la la la la I have nothing to do and nothing elce to say so Bye

The Deportatin of Independence.

The Deportation of Independence
Me the people on the United stripes of America. And to the reproduction for which it stands, one notion under the sun, invisible for all to see. For a boat in stormy waters will sink at a strike of a hot dog on sand. This Deportation clearly states that all in favor say “I”. And now with a slight wind in the night breeze, We must stand together in one inhabitants of the United Stripes and eradicate the mice in our attic for well being of or children and our children’s children. With the unpublished work at hand we will take over our enemies. With this unlisted in the dictionary, phone book, index or Hair products, we must fight to get our Duct tape back: from those who took it from us the, yes it is the Hexahydric Hamster of the north winds. Who years ago took and stole from us but never gave any of it back it is time to offset his comings and goings. For a Hamster is not late or early he arrives in particular timing from whens he set off, as to over tape his addendum to confuse his non friends. We will march to conquest and win over the Hamster and his iniquity to over turn his fraudulent mind in order to secure the premise of which this vessel moves forward. Thence the process at which this establishment moves on, it will depend on the well being of the five planets which it is in personal control of at this contemporary time. This vessel will also greedily sell them for outrages prices to the highest bidder starting at seven trillion moneys of US currency. The money will be used astutely and will go to the needs at hand. Any objectors with this statement will be sent to the introverted canary birds that will only eat fruit and bananas.


These words are precious to us and forever will live on to the utmost extent of time leading onward and forward to the preference of the unified people. Justice must live on in this society as to justify the wrong doers so that the people will be protected and have a bubble like mantle as to hold on to in times of dilemma.
Without justice the Hamsters will descend upon us like a lion on its prey, taking all that is duct tape and utterly dismissing all tranquility and instead reinstating pandemonium in the universe; which was in the times of yore. We must all agree to do all that is right so no one will be sorrowful. This administration is not the only one to choose from there are others like this but they will not give you all the rights this one will.


Your choice to do what is right is in the impulse of your mind it will guide you and tell you to do what is right and just and what to create out of duct tape. We must stand together to fight for what we think is right in order to establish a group of people that all think alike so we can take down our enemies and relocate them some where else so they can do us no damage.

Merry New Year

Why does every body around the holidays say Merry Christmas or Happy New Year why not say Merry New Year or Happy Christmas or, may your Christmas be full of joy and happily lived out in the most greedy maner so you can get all the stuff you want and more.
or for New Years you can say
this next year may you be a wonderfully nice rich person and get all the stuff you want.


Our world is so centered around getting material things,
this years Christmas (2005) was the most dissapointing not that I didn't get what I wanted I just was so looking forward to getting all my stuff that when the time came to get all my stuff I wasn't really interested in it anymore.

I am not ungreatfull for all the wonderfull gifts I recieved I just see now that all the stuff I got was unessesary for me at that time.

I got

1. Napoleon Dynamite quote book
2. Stereo
3. duct tape sword
4. exacto knife set
5. some Converse allstars
6. candy
7. 6 rolls of duct tape
8. two shirts
9. and other stuff I can't think of


number 9 also further explains my point only about 2 weeks ago I got all that stuff and yet I can't think back that far.

can you think of every thing you got for Christmas?

my point = why get worthless stuff if we can't remember what we got or if these things are not going to last forever.




JESSE

Marriage

Marriage is a new door to a new world like a rabbit hole you never now what you might run into. Now first off my advice is not the best advise you can get but it ranks pretty high on my stats. If you and your spouse ever get in a fight just go for a long walk and you'le find that all that fresh air will do you good. Now comes the tricky part to explain cause it is hard to say. well here I go.
Once your married you are like a worm you keep digging and digging until you get were you want to go and other times you get rained out and have to start over again(I told u it was hard stuff) .
my second point I want to make is without chocolate you will never be able to have it. this is really stressful for me to right this cause all this marrige stuff is out of my league so bear with me, I'm now saying I can't talk about it cause I am and don't you think I can't give advise cause I can probably talk for hours about stuff that I don't know about I mean I do now about marrige I'm not married thought oh never mind. back on subject. if you ever get stressed out cause your spouse did something all you have to do is count to 900,893,743,126,975,033,234,234,254,234, and by then you probably will settle down and make sure you count it slow like follow the hand on the clock it will have to be non digital and each time the clock ticks count one more. which reminds me of the day I stood it one place and kept my mouth shut for 10 seconds. If you want to by a new car and your spouse does not then all you have to do is not buy one and then go to the store and buy a hotwheels race car and when you get back tell him(her) that you got a car for 105 not $1.50 just 105 then show him the car. I'm just rammbleing on and on don't you hate it when people do that. If you need any thing elce Just ask

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The Future

You never know what the future has in store for you but you do know it will come (the future) after it has already happened then you don't have to worry about it cause it already happened so why worry. Have you ever been in a public place and embarrassed yourself well most likely there were people around you didn't Know so you probably won't see them again. Like once I went to a Karaoke and I sang with my cousin and I did so so so bad I really sucked and well I didn't go back there ever again and probably never will so like that. I was thinking (though that is hard to believe) I probably embarrassed my cousin more than I was embarrassed.

It may be true

Even if you think that some thing is true it may not like.

Ok, you hearrd a loud crash in the other room. "I thought I turned the TV off you say". "Oh well you must have not" says your brother jonny. I better go check " you say in a shaky voice. You think for a min and then say " jonny you go look".
jonny steps back and says " I'm not going in there". You say " I'll give you my gummy worms. Jonny says " well I guess so " . jonny walks in the room and then you here a huge skream you peek in the room slowly and


BOOM you see jonny with his bazooka and he is aiming it right at you. you look down there's a fry on the ground kechup is all over your shirt. "you got me "you say.

is this TRUE or FALSE

you deside

In Case Of Over Excitment

Getting hot fresh food is exciting. But for some it can be too much to handle. Leading to heavy breathing,lightheadedness and, in a few cases, fainting. If you feel you're getting much too excited here's what to do: Quicklyremove the contents of a Burger King bag hold it up to your mouth and slowly breath in and out in and out. once you've calmed down, put down the bag (and the contents) finish your meal and try concentrating on other things like sleeping kittens, think of someone you like, soft music, a slow flowing stream etc.

Right to fries

You have a right to dip some fries in kechup, mustard,vanilla shake, chocolete shake etc. if that turns on you. you have the right to stuff them is your sandwich or stack them ilke the boy hood home of Abe Lincon you have the right to have the fries your way even if that means eating them like a normal human being. you ca put them in you pocket and save them for later or stuff them all in you mouth at the same time and get a soar throught swallowing them you can eat them in band and get the inside of you insterment worn away slowly or you do not even have to eat fries.

sorry

[with all due apologies][intro - slow]A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the sessions used to make me cry,And I knew that if I tried that I could bilk the raw meat dry and maybe I'd be happy for a while.But deep within me I would quiverWith every audit I'd deliver,Bad news in the folderMy faith was growing colder.I don't remember if I criedWhen I realized that Hubbard lied,But my eyes were opened wideThe day my meter died.So bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.[faster]Did they put you on the cans, did you read History of Man, disconnected from your Mom?Do you believe the story whole, did Xenu damn your mortal soul and blow it into BTs with a bomb?Well, I know that you said Ron's a clown cause they pushed you into Int. Rundown.And after I had left,you were RPF'd.I was a lonely teenage cult recruit who'd seen his master audit fruit but I knew I'd give them no more lootThe day my meter died.I was singing,Bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.Since then I've been on my own, spreading entheta alone, but that's not how it used to be.Illuminating thetan night, deep within my faith burned bright, in Ron and Scientology.Blowing BTs was my goal,With tech hallucinated whole,We'd follow Ron to HellImprisoned by his spell.And as we all got high on auditingSeeing DC8s with naked wingWe never doubted anythingThe day my meter died.I was singingBye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.Theeti-weeti violate the treaty, my PC folder's plenty meaty, blackmail secrets from the past.If I try to criticize they'll spread the dirt, they'll tell the lies, they'll sue me into silence real fast.They forced the IRS to cave,The courts to them CAN's records gave,The more the critics burnedThe more the lawyers earned.Miscavige, almighty bossCheering at each critic's lossNailed to Scieno-Satan crossThe day my meter died.We were singingBye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.Now here we are on ARS, Internet where more is less, subject to no-one's control.So come on, all join in and criticize, document, anonymize, send the leadership around the pole.As you're publicizing each abuse, you'reTightening the data noose.Members growing mad,As they realize they've been had.And as the tide of understanding continued to turn,Joking and degrading care of Howard Stern,The uninitiated began to learn,The day my meter died.We were singing,Bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.[outro - slow]I met a woman from Big Blue, and I asked her if she'd met Xenu, but she just sighed and turned away.I went down to the local org, it was as lively as a morgue, and the man there told me SPs couldn't stay.In the sea org children cried,Members blew and Lisa died.Legal depositionsDraining funds from missions.Celebrities they could not loseNicole Kidman and Tom CruiseLeft the cult and made the news,The day my meter died.And they were singing,Bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heckNow that I can see it's all dreckNow that I can see it's all dreck.Bye bye to my faith in the tech,With no session I was getting a reality check.My meter broke and blew belief all to heck,Now that I can see it's all dreck.[Neddie Seagoon, © 2000]

How does Santa walk around if the elves are 1/3 of an inch?

Well Santa can walk around because he shrinks. he could just use his magic and shrink but he likes to make his elves work. He had them make him a door that shrinks him. Now my little bro asked me "Why are all the elves in movies half as tall as santa" well I will tell you now that they use real humans as elves. shocking isn't it.

Bagglers and Bagglers Procedure

Bagglers

Some fries are mavericks. Free spirits that slip over the cardboard wall and make for the bottm of the bag where they can plan their next move. These spud separatists are called bagglers and they're especially tasty. Maybe it's just because they're a little out of bounds. Life can be weird like that.


Official Baggler Procedure

French fries that have attempted to escape from their container only to strand themselves in the bottom of the bag. Bagglers are fair game. That first to open the bag and retrive the baggler gets to eat the baggler. Therefore, it is in one's intrest to be the keeper of the bag.

Help Finding My Posts

there is an Icon on the Right side of the skreen that will help you. one says January and one says December. the one from Decemberhas most of tho elf stuff.

How to annoy the most hard to annoy person.

k First while she or he is sleeping shave them bald and then put peanut butter on there head
then hide. When they wake up spash them with ice cold water and then say "ha your a peanut butter head" just for fun. After you run and hide again while they are in the shower flush the toilet repeadedly and every time say oops. After hiding again go to your friends house for the rest of your life and make lots of calls to your home to say that your comming home soon but do not after 2 years drive into he or she's house with a simi and then move across country to some big city. If that would not annoy them I have NO CLUE what would.

Do not try this if you are under 7893.6034 or by law you will be arrested
I am not liable for any injury that may happen while you might be doing this stupid thing.

Ice

Ice as we all know is melted snow so that about sums it up. Well we all know that ice is cold and it is in the north and south pole. Now you must be wondering if elves scate well yes and no.
You see elves do not skate they more just ride penguins that are skating. So no elves do not skate. now I am running out of stuff to say so that's what Ice is.

Warning!!!!!!!(?)

Hi you know how you put all your info online on that blog thing well that was not a good idea if some guy saw that and wanted to kidnap you they would just look for your last name in the phone book find your address and he would know where you lived. So I would suggest you take all that info off put something else in other than your real name etc. and not do it again.

What happens when you die?

What happens well I think after you die you can roam in the genral area were you died; that is wuy people have haunted houses people died in the house and are trying to get the person out of their territory. So if you live in a huanted house all you have to do is show that dead person who's boss. Tell them that they need to get a life somewhere else.

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can you read this?

if you can read this call me tonight ni the middle of the night and I will give you something pretty.

The Poem That Is Not One

the time of rain was gaining and the one that it was gaining on was dumb so he could not shout or, peep or, yell for the rain had washed him away.


Later that day the rain had passed and the dumb man sat on the road with his toad the road was cold.


that night he thought he might think of how to speak so he kicked a dog with the end of a log and than he died that night.

I Can Ipod

The Ipod is a gift you might want to give someone if-

1. you have at least 300$ to spent
2. if the person you are giving it to is a music freak
3. if the person has a large family
4. and I do not have an Ipod
5. you should not take advice from somone like me
6. Whatever

Firefighter's Prayer

When I am called to duty, wherever flames may rage, give me the strength to save a life whatever be his or her age. Help me embrace a little child before it is too late, or save an older person from the horror or that fate. Enable me to be alert and hear the weakest shout, and quickly and efficiently to put the fire out. I want to fill my calling and to give the best in me, to guard my every neighbor and protect his property. And if according to God's will I must answer deth's call, bless with your protecting hand, my family one and all.



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How Elves Celebrate Christmas

How Do Elves Celebrate X-mas. Well every year all elves get together around a big fire and tell storys about other Christmas times and then they all play games like tag, capture the flag, duck duck goose, etc. after that they rost mashmallows and go to bed with a warm glass of milk.

More About Elf Years

Elf years do not work like our years there are 483.2835 elf years in our years(thats why they are so old). The oldest elf on record is 57,994.02 elf years that is 120 years in human years.

How elf years work

Baby Elves make the really hard stuff to make you see elves are not like humans at all in fact elves Know evey thing when they are born and when they get older the lose their memory. Baby Elves make stuff like X-box ,Gamecube, Nintendo DS and other stuff that would be hard to make. Older Elves make wood cars and trains and stuff. Now don't get me wrong now the older elves are very important they make all the stuff for all the other elves yes thats right elves only play with to old fashioned stuff all the wooden stuff; I have know idea why thats just what they do.

North and South Elves

The North Elves always wear red the South Elves wear green and, blue. Now we all think Santa gives X-mas preasants to all the good children but actully Elves give the presents. You see the North Elves give to all the good children while the South Elves give to all the bad children so Santa can kick back and relax on Christmas Eve.

What Cheerios Really Are

Science concludes that cheerios are indeed Elf bagels used for snak food while elves work on the toys. Santas little helpers need energy to do all that work so the elf bagels are energy supplyiers for the elves. Now I know you must wonder how small elver really are scientists have traped a few elves and they are approxemetly 1/3 of an inch. That makes you wonder how elves get all the toys done so quickly.